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February 15th, 2010 | 
Author: 1. Thou shalt love thy load on time: a. Even when dispatched 5 minutes after delivery is due. b. Day or night, whether ice, flood, fog or fire. 2. Give your compassion Sender: a. If he proves himself a raving jackass. . . b. Forgive him, for he is weak. 3. Honor your truck: a. It is neither a fucking animal, nor does it conspire against you, nor can escape if the wind shrieked. 4. Love the delivery dock: a. Do you know the dock foreman black heart with compassion. b. Swamper lumpers and with a heart of gold, know that they are looking for, but pay a pittance of your driving license to unload your truck. c. Salute the grocery warehouse for its dry and unsplintered pallets, hospital cleanliness and its monastic silence. d. White, you are not breaking a thousand-piece load hundred “small wood” pallets, except to enlighten, to the burden on the next day that company costs. e. Do you believe that you your place of this episode full of love for fellow human beings, will leave for your next mission again. 5. Do not doubt your other drivers: Others know that they at all times of pure word and reason, and never will use their radios to heap abuse upon your smallest violation of driving etiquette. b. Do you know the owner of the most splendidly decked out “large car” never cast aspersion on heavy vehicles in the fleet driver-over while sailing past. (Know also he may disguise his radio voice, so that no retribution at the next rest area to avoid.) b. Always know your fellow driver drives more miles per week, earn more, be better allocated to travel and has an infinitely perfect safety record than you. 6. Do not doubt your company: a. They are always there for you in a pinch. b. If you can not pee in a cup and pass, your trips will often flow through the house “yard” of the drug candidate compliance office. c. “Security” will never assign you “points”, except when needed to demonstrate departmental accident awareness. d. The management is virtually no turnover. 7. Welcome to four-wheelers, a long tug’s best friend: a. four-wheelers never change lanes without flashing, except on ramps, skinny roads and highways. b. Four-wheelers never on the right side, unless they need to squeeze himself blindly in front of you in the hammer lane. c. Four-wheelers never happened to you on a downhill. d. wheelers block you never in the position of a hill. e. Four-wheelers never slip with your fingers. 8. Fear not truck stops: a. You have only your comfort, convenience and budget in mind. b. The fuel prices will be pushed only affectation, until they scream for the entire omission for driver violence is a blot on fuel counter operations. c. Pity your waitress for their bad attitudes, their children will be alone at home, the miserable $ 5 tip, you left her, and the bad cook, the garbage she presents you warmed up. d. Pity the shower attendants, who have taken swabs shower receptacles with their filthy mops, gathering chips of soap from the manhole cover and pressed into small balls and put them in the trays of freshly prepared shower. e. a pity that the weakened driver caught bashing in electronic game rooms, buttons, levers and pedals, as if still in their trucks mashing knobs, levers and pedals. Note: Before Creed should not be a dire word of warning to anyone who dares to be taken, record and carry the banner of the Long Haul Trucker. Rendered in the spirit of cooperation driverly. . . take this information as of equal value, the cost of their purchase.
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What happened to the bull whacker with the old? With the development of the automobile and the truck, the “freighters” (Conestoga wagons) of Santa Fe and Oregon Trail day, pulled by a team of oxen and driven by the bull whackers, present in eighteen wheels developed. Interstate highways gradually replaced the bull whacker is muddy, bumpy roads. But the cowboy spirit has never died, it lives in the heart of the truck today and every child that tore his arm up and down, coaxing a shot from the air horn from a passing big trucks. What is it that you give some hum-drum factory job. . . or a job flipping burgers that’s insidiously sealing you in a greasy cloud of despair? It’s the same thing that the bull-whacker, paved the way for – a simple, vibrant call of adventure – the call of new places, the “Call of the Wild” West! Ah, the West. . . Until you experience the sights and smells of the great meadow, the endless fields of maize Midwest, soybeans, and further west, sorghum and wheat. . . the areas of southern cotton. . . You have no idea what America really is! Then there are the Rockies, first appears as a thin ridge purple line in the distance – as huge as you reach the base of each front area. The high plains of Wyoming, the Great Basin, Salt Lake, Nevada, and then climb over the Sierras and down into California. No, you have not lived until you have each line back and forth – over and over treated. Most of us at home are too busy to bother to think about trucks and truck drivers. They simply are there to disturb our streets, threatening us with its speed and volume. Do you ship your goods, which we appreciated! But do not block our way to the mall, do not you kiss my car with the truck from you and pull out the “Born to shop !…”- sticker on my bumper. For a minute, completely Insert your desire for more “things.” Sit back, that in Barka-lounger by you and dream. . . exactly what would be the house be near to kiss the kids goodbye (maybe mix them settle to the grandparents) in (with your old lady) behind the wheel of a big rig. For a year or imagine so that you both. . . Miles behind you in your California fly flat mirrors, endless Interstate pre-call for you on and on. . . Boring. . ? Never! On each trip, watching the light falls differently to the same country, it changes each scene, remembering something never seen before; moonlight. . . Sunlight. . . Sunrise to sunset, every time a different mood. And the easy camaraderie of the CB – Voices from the blue (some of it can be seen on the road but especially new) jocular banter – good-naturedly America. A lot like stealing army humor, repeated jokes, slogans, sometimes lines of TV shows and ads, much of it original – Humor invented – the active spirit of the truckers will conjure up an answer to everything, from the CB and make the miles fly even faster. Yes, and sometimes darkly: warnings of a “bear” on the hunt or some local-yokel Photography “(a county police officer with a hand-held radar) gun, and even worse, they occasionally accident (bloody) may. It’s all ready for you. . . Weather. Awesome sometimes. Truck Stops: havens that would make the old-timers blush – not out of shame: they are no longer “Grapes of Wrath” vintage. Truck stop managers have taken gold with the driver of today. We are all of us – like it or not – educated consumers, not even the modern bull-whacker is immune. In a typical truck stop “store”, a series of expensive goods seem doomed to sit on the shelf. But stop for a while: watch for a questioning hand into a pile of something, and watch (staple goods are shrinking, not) hand. CBS; phones and accessories, cards and books of all conceivable kinds, tires-billies; boxes of snacks, electric coolers, Chrome PRO-gaws to dress up the truck, oversized, rubber-strainers, all types of clothing. Okay, if we are already on the subject of clothes. . . Leave me something of my chest. You know that you saw, man leaning against a down-at-ear trucking fleet, the inclusion of nine rooms, car and part of one lane in your local mall – the man on the nines in a Zorro outfit and spotless a failed western floppy hat? Right. . . that guy. Now he is on my list, bud! Only from truck-school, and he is (still to make his first on-time delivery, and if it is not truck-school, making it the state Funny) farm. Well, the jerk is on his truck steps to admire in the flat mirror, with no desire, behind the wheel spin and do some real driving conditions. I admit that bobble head for another week with that silly outfit, which engaged him, and he is on his way Hoofing it. Let’s go back inside, where we will probably find a sumptuous buffet. The food is likely to be healthy, not greasy broth fed to the film studio to Clint Eastwood and his monkey co-driver. In fact, in most restaurants, truck stop, you must make a special point of order up to unhealthy things like cookies and juice. Some habits die hard. Then there is the ever-pinging, banging, binging electronic games room, and after the big meal steak and taters and salad and berry pie ala mode, there are hot showers and a quiet, sheltered truck lot in which to sleep off. The truck stop today is the modern bull-whacker expected piece of heaven at the end of the rig a long day of wrangling. All this and more, the hand. . . America is waiting for you!
My husband has recently truck trips and his coach told him that he could buy a regular Garmin Nuvi and load the cards at a trucker mini SD card. Where you can do on this, and there is a certain kind of mini-SD card that we need?
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