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1. Thou shalt love thy load on time: a. Even when dispatched 5 minutes after delivery is due. b. Day or night, whether ice, flood, fog or fire. 2. Give your compassion Sender: a. If he proves himself a raving jackass. . . b. Forgive him, for he is weak. 3. Honor your truck: a. It is neither a fucking animal, nor does it conspire against you, nor can escape if the wind shrieked. 4. Love the delivery dock: a. Do you know the dock foreman black heart with compassion. b. Swamper lumpers and with a heart of gold, know that they are looking for, but pay a pittance of your driving license to unload your truck. c. Salute the grocery warehouse for its dry and unsplintered pallets, hospital cleanliness and its monastic silence. d. White, you are not breaking a thousand-piece load hundred “small wood” pallets, except to enlighten, to the burden on the next day that company costs. e. Do you believe that you your place of this episode full of love for fellow human beings, will leave for your next mission again. 5. Do not doubt your other drivers: Others know that they at all times of pure word and reason, and never will use their radios to heap abuse upon your smallest violation of driving etiquette. b. Do you know the owner of the most splendidly decked out “large car” never cast aspersion on heavy vehicles in the fleet driver-over while sailing past. (Know also he may disguise his radio voice, so that no retribution at the next rest area to avoid.) b. Always know your fellow driver drives more miles per week, earn more, be better allocated to travel and has an infinitely perfect safety record than you. 6. Do not doubt your company: a. They are always there for you in a pinch. b. If you can not pee in a cup and pass, your trips will often flow through the house “yard” of the drug candidate compliance office. c. “Security” will never assign you “points”, except when needed to demonstrate departmental accident awareness. d. The management is virtually no turnover. 7. Welcome to four-wheelers, a long tug’s best friend: a. four-wheelers never change lanes without flashing, except on ramps, skinny roads and highways. b. Four-wheelers never on the right side, unless they need to squeeze himself blindly in front of you in the hammer lane. c. Four-wheelers never happened to you on a downhill. d. wheelers block you never in the position of a hill. e. Four-wheelers never slip with your fingers. 8. Fear not truck stops: a. You have only your comfort, convenience and budget in mind. b. The fuel prices will be pushed only affectation, until they scream for the entire omission for driver violence is a blot on fuel counter operations. c. Pity your waitress for their bad attitudes, their children will be alone at home, the miserable $ 5 tip, you left her, and the bad cook, the garbage she presents you warmed up. d. Pity the shower attendants, who have taken swabs shower receptacles with their filthy mops, gathering chips of soap from the manhole cover and pressed into small balls and put them in the trays of freshly prepared shower. e. a pity that the weakened driver caught bashing in electronic game rooms, buttons, levers and pedals, as if still in their trucks mashing knobs, levers and pedals. Note: Before Creed should not be a dire word of warning to anyone who dares to be taken, record and carry the banner of the Long Haul Trucker. Rendered in the spirit of cooperation driverly. . . take this information as of equal value, the cost of their purchase.

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